She is gorgeous but real and her self-deprecation is comforting. There are so many times I’ve gone from beach waves to full-on Emo Philips or stylish middle part to Jesus, I’m Mary Todd Lincoln. ![]() Kathryn will get to a lunch or a birthday party or whatever with hair on fleek and then the camera will return to her and suddenly it’s like “But that lump wasn’t there before!” On the reunion, Kathryn’s gorgeous style would go from absolutely perfect to “Oh no, she just tucked it behind her ear in a huge chunk” back to perfect and then “Did she just brush it flat?” And God. Let’s talk about this because she and I (and I’m sure a lot of other women) suffer from the same “one false move and this pretty hair look is OVER” syndrome. Why was Whitney on this at all? What exactly did he contribute? Hey, maybe Landon’s elucidation of the “living it” was edited out, but I can only go by the bits and pieces left on the screen, can’t I? ‘You lived it.’” AND THEN PRESSED NO FURTHER AND SHOWED NO CURIOSITY. Andy was like “Why did you do that?” and Landon was all “Because I lived it!” and he was just like “Oh. Granted, this is nowhere NEAR as bad as when Landon started getting all wobbly-voiced over defending Kathryn in Key West. Evidence: When Kathryn started sniffling over Thomas’ description of his future home from the Dad of the Year collection (that will have swingsets and sandboxes and thousands of nannies to service him and hold him while he weeps), Andy said in a very uninterested voice, “This is not easy for you to hear, I guess” to Kathryn, which is basically English for the blah blah blah hand motion. I think even she might bore him a little. I know! I know your tendency will be to think “But Andy loves fabulous and Kathryn is so fabulous” but no. Thomas Ravenel, Chelsea, Jennifer, Naomie, Kathryn (EVEN LONGER PAUSE AND A SIP OF BOURBON AND A DECADENT YAWN AND ASKING SOMEONE FOR THE TIME) Landon. If I had to rank this reunion in order of the cast members he likes from the most to the least, I’d say it would go: Sheppy, Austen, Cameran, Whitney (LOOOONG PAUSE) Craig, Sen. In fact, I’m not entirely convinced he truly enjoys this cast. ![]() I’m also assuming this based on his seeming lack of enthusiasm for and his dearth of interest in this group during this latest reunion. ![]() Do you think Andy Cohen actually watched this past season of “Southern Charm”? He is a perfect man with a rich and fulfilling life so I assume he did not.
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